The largest gatherings took place in Washington D.C. and New York City. In the nation's capital, an estimated 50,000 individuals marched from the National Mall to the White House, their voices echoing with chants of "Democracy Not Dynasty" and "Our Planet, Our Future." A similarly sized crowd rallied in New York City's Times Square before moving towards Trump Tower, their signs demanding accountability and sweeping social reforms.

After tanking the stock market with the lame brained, ill-advised, outright moronic tariffs on the world, anyone paying attention started laying bets on what countries will offer up when they make the obligatory pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lardo to bend the knee and kiss the ring of the bloated wannabe king in hopes of having tariffs rescinded. Not one to lose any chance to profit from stepping on the throat of anyone, he followed the tariffs up with the next in a long line of money making grifts.

When we envision trade wars, we often imagine a chess game where nations strategize against one another. However, with Dementia Donnie Trump's tariffs, it resembles a chaotic round of whack-a-mole—tinged with absurdity. Let’s delve into the bizarre reasoning behind these tariffs, which have been deemed “foolish,” “crazy,” and decidedly detrimental to the economy by actual economic experts.