The Trump regime has officially entered its Weekend at Bernie’s phase, dragging the corpse of the 2020 election around like it’s going to suddenly sit up and confess to fraud. And because this administration never met a democratic norm it didn’t want to choke out behind the Waffle House, they sent Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard - the nation’s top foreign intelligence official - to personally hover around an FBI raid on a Fulton County elections facility.
Yes. The DNI. At a ballot raid.
Because nothing screams “normal functioning democracy” like the intelligence community rummaging through ballot boxes from an election that ended six years ago.
THE RAID: GEORGIA, WHERE DEMOCRACY GOES TO BE GASLIT
Federal agents executed a court‑authorized search of a Fulton County elections office, seizing ballots, machine data, and records from the 2020 election — the same election that has been:
• counted
• recounted
• audited
• re‑audited
• litigated
• certified
• and investigated more times than Hair Führer has stiffed contractors
And there, like a raccoon who found a new trash can to tip over, was DNI Tulsi Gabbard, photographed near the raid, carrying boxes like she was starring in Mission: Implausible.
The regime later admitted Trump personally sent her.
Because of course he did.
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DEMOCRATS: “THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THIS IS NOT OKAY. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL.”
Democrats reacted with the kind of alarm normally reserved for discovering a gas leak.
Rep. Himes:
“This is wildly inappropriate. The DNI has no business being anywhere near a domestic election investigation.”
Translation: Why is the intelligence community now doing field trips to ballot storage rooms?
Sen. Warnock (Georgia):
“Georgia voters have been harassed enough. This is intimidation dressed up as oversight.”
Translation: Get your hands off our ballots, you weirdos.
Sen. Mark Warner:
“This is a dangerous precedent.”
Translation: We’ve crossed the Rubicon and the boat is on fire.
Local Georgia officials:
“This is political theater.”
Translation: We’re tired. Please stop making us relive 2020. We have moved on. You should try it.
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REPUBLICANS: A TALE OF TWO PARTIES
MAGA Republicans:
“Finally! Proof is coming! The fraud will be exposed!”
Translation: We still believe the Kraken is real.
Non‑MAGA Republicans (the three that still exist):
“This is… concerning.”
Translation: We’re not saying it out loud, but this is batshit.
Georgia GOP officials (who certified the election in 2020):
“We already investigated this. Multiple times. There was no fraud.”
Translation: Please stop making us say this. Our inboxes can’t take another round of death threats.
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THE VERY WHITE HOUSE SPIN MACHINE: NOW RUNNING ON PURE DELUSION
The VERY WHITE House communications team rolled out to the podium like they were auditioning for a reboot of Veep.
Press Secretary KKKaroline’s Greatest Hits:
“This is about election integrity.”
Ah yes, the same “integrity” that led to fake electors, pressure campaigns, and a coup attempt.
“The DNI was present in an observational capacity.”
Observational?
She was carrying boxes.
That’s not observing — that’s participating.
“The President is committed to ensuring every American can trust the system.”
Translation: He wants you to trust the system only when he wins.
“We are uncovering vulnerabilities.”
Yes. The vulnerability is that the regime is now using intelligence officials to meddle in state elections.
“This is not political.”
This is the political equivalent of saying “I’m not yelling” while yelling.
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THE BIG LIE: STILL BIG, STILL A LIE, STILL THE REGIME’S FAVORITE TOY
Let’s revisit the receipts - again - because apparently we’re all trapped in a national escape room designed by Rudy fucking Giuliani.
The Facts (aka the things the regime pretends don’t exist):
• Over 60 court cases challenging the 2020 results were dismissed.
• Judges appointed by Trump ruled against him repeatedly.
• The Supreme Court refused to hear his nonsense.
• Georgia conducted three recounts, including a hand recount.
• The Georgia Bureau of Investigation found no fraud.
• The Department of Justice under Bill Barr found no fraud.
• Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) called 2020 “the most secure election in American history.”
Every investigation, every audit, every recount, every lawsuit said the same thing:
There was no widespread fraud.
But the Big Lie is the regime’s emotional support animal.
They pet it.
They feed it.
They sleep with it at night.
They whisper to it: “Someday they’ll believe us.”
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WHY THIS IS HAPPENING: BECAUSE 2026 AND 2028 ARE COMING
This isn’t about 2020.
This is about laying the groundwork to overturn future elections.
By sending the DNI to a ballot raid, the regime is:
• Normalizing intelligence involvement in domestic elections
• Creating a pretext for federal takeover of blue counties
• Intimidating election workers
• Rehearsing the narrative that any loss = fraud
• Testing how far they can push before someone stops them
This is not an investigation.
This is a dress rehearsal.
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THE DANGERS AHEAD: A PREVIEW OF COMING ATTRACTIONS
2026 Midterms:
• Expect more raids.
• Expect more “investigations.”
• Expect MAGA states to purge voter rolls.
• Expect the regime to pre‑declare Democratic wins “suspicious.”
• Expect election workers to quit in droves because they’re tired of being threatened by people who think bamboo fibers prove fraud.
2028 Presidential Election:
• If Trump or a Trump‑clone loses, the Big Lie 2.0 will be ready to deploy.
• If they win, they’ll claim the victory proves the system is “fixed.”
• If the results are close, buckle up — we’re talking constitutional crisis territory.
• If they lose Georgia again, expect the DNI to personally rappel into the ballot warehouse like she’s in Zero Dark Thirty.
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THE BOTTOM LINE
The Trump regime isn’t investigating the 2020 election.
They’re weaponizing it.
They’re rewriting it.
They’re using it as a crowbar to pry open the next one.
And the Very White House is spinning so hard they’re about to drill a hole straight through the West Wing floor.
The Big Lie never died.
It metastasized.
And if America doesn’t wake up, 2026 and 2028 won’t be elections —
they’ll be tests of whether elections still matter at all.
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