The latest chapter in America’s ongoing hostage situation with a man who cannot emotionally survive the concept of losing arrived in Georgia this week, where federal agents raided a Fulton County election office and hauled out boxes of 2020 ballots like they were recovering ancient relics from a tomb. And because this regime never misses an opportunity to crank the authoritarian dial a little further, DNI Tulsi Gabbard - whose job has absolutely nothing to do with rummaging through county election storage room - was right there on site, hovering around the operation like she was auditioning for a reboot of 24 that nobody asked for. The official line is that this was a “court‑authorized law enforcement action,” but the unofficial line is the one everyone can see with their own eyes: the Trump regime is once again trying to exhume the corpse of the 2020 election and scream “MURDER!” into its empty ribcage.

You know that moment in every horror movie where the cop shines a flashlight down into the basement and says, “Looks clear to me,” while the audience is screaming because there’s obviously a demon chewing on the water heater?

The Trump regime has officially entered its Weekend at Bernie’s phase, dragging the corpse of the 2020 election around like it’s going to suddenly sit up and confess to fraud. And because this administration never met a democratic norm it didn’t want to choke out behind the Waffle House, they sent Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard - the nation’s top foreign intelligence official - to personally hover around an FBI raid on a Fulton County elections facility.