CONGRESS JUST SAW THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES — AND THEY’RE NOT OKAY
Congress finally got shoved into the DOJ’s little paper‑scented panic room to look at the unredacted Epstein files, and the reactions coming out of that chamber are the closest thing to bipartisan unity this country has seen since we all agreed that dial‑up internet sucked. These lawmakers walked in expecting a political chew toy and walked out looking like they’d just read the Book of Revelation backwards. Sen. Cynthia Lummis — who literally said she didn’t understand “what the big deal is” before she went in — emerged with the thousand‑yard stare of someone who just realized the big deal is that the government has been sitting on a decades‑long ledger of depravity, power, and institutional cowardice. Her exact words: “Now I see what the big deal is.” That’s not a political statement. That’s a confession of shock.