So, let’s talk about the absolute circus that is US foreign policy and the so-called “justice” system, specifically regarding the recent headline-grabbing antics surrounding Nicolás Maduro. It’s fascinating how the “rule of law” suddenly becomes a flexible guideline depending on who’s in the White House and which billionaires are lining the pockets to get their preferred outcome.

Oh, bless his heart. It seems we’ve stumbled upon a fascinating new defense strategy in the conservative playbook, one that apparently only applies to a very specific demographic. You see, when an ICE agent—allegedly acting in an official capacity, though details remain murky compared to the narrative being spun—shoots someone, we aren't supposed to look at the ballistics or the context. No, according to the intellectual heavyweight that is JD Vance, we are supposed to look at the shooter's feelings.