Part 1: He Didn't Come Back to Govern. He Came Back to Collect.
Let's start with a number. Not a poll number, not an approval rating, not the deficit, a personal net worth number. In January 2024, Donald Trump's fortune was estimated at $2.4 billion. By the time Forbes ran the math in April 2026, the figure had ballooned to $6.3 billion. That's nearly $4 billion in personal wealth accumulated over the course of roughly two years, most of it traceable (not to any clever investment strategy, not to a hot stock tip, not to the kind of patient capital accumulation your financial advisor drones on about) but to the fact that Donald Trump is the President of the United States and has treated that office the way a raccoon treats an unsecured trash can.